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Ignoring is too good for these shit heads; they should be set on fire and left in a lake of gasoline.
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<span class="author"> - Wil Wheaton</span><br>
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I was angry that someone created the site, but at the same time the very concept of the site dumbfounded me. I mean, GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA! That means that a bunch of niggers, not black people, but niggers (trust me, there is a difference between black people and niggers. If you don't believe me, watch Chris Rock - Bring the Pain), felt oppressed and decided to form an organization for the advancement of the rights of other gay niggers... The creators have a quote on the site that says 'If you think this site is racist, you need your head checked.', and that may be true. But if you are responsible for this site, you should have a spiked bat shoved up your ass while a thin metal wire heated at over 3000 degrees is shoved up your pee hole and boric acid is funneled down your throat... However, <b>I do not think that the GNAA site, or the creators for that matter are racist</b>. I think that the site is the most ignorant joke ever conceived by man, and the creators are ignorant, retarded-ass fuckshit monkey-spunks with the combined intelligence of a cum bucket from a bukkake film, <b>who also happen to be racist</b>. It's things like this that make the idea of the castration of men, with the exception of those viewed as fit to bear children (a practice advocated by some women's right groups) appealing, because if ever there are guys that need to have their dicks hacked off, it's these fuckers. Now, on the off chance that the creators happen to be black (which I doubt), then the following statement will be magnified 10 times, and I would like to add that <b>you are a disgrace to your race</b>.
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<span class="author"> - Miles B., Atlanta, Georgia</span><br>
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Those dumb niggers do not deserve to edit Wikipedia.
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<span class="author"> - The Wikimedia Foundation</span><br>
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Congratulations, GNAA. You won.
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<span class="author"> - Michael P.</span><br>
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By recreating <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America">this article</a>, we have once again, given the GNAA the "fame" and "reinforcement" they clearly don't fucking deserve.
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<span class="author"> - Thor M., Milton Keynes, United Kingdom</span><br>
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GNAA exists for the "purpose" of shock value: whether someone wants to change the electronic bits within our database or manipulate life and coverage, vandalism is vandalism, and should be rewarded appropriately.
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<span class="author"> - Jonathan C., DuPont, Washington</span><br>
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Keep deleted. I'm afraid I've no wish to read the remarks next week about how the GNAA successfully trolled Wikipedia.
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<span class="author"> - Marshall S., Hertfordshire, United Kingdom</span><br>
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As much as I hate GNAA and everyone involved in it, it IS notable among the realm of internet troll activities.
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<span class="author"> - George H., San Francisco, California</span><br>
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If my involvement in Wikipedia is so dam<sup>[sic]</sup> important to you that you will threaten my family then <b>fine, you win, I am outta here</b>. I hope that satisfies you and you will leave me alone. It is just a web site for fucks sake.
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<span class="author"> - Ryan B., Vancouver, British Columbia</span><br>
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Offensive to Blacks, this article does nothing to improve the encyclopedia, is a self-reference because the group was founded specifically to troll Wikipedia and other prominent websites, and <b>it brings Foundation officials, editors, and projects into disrepute, risking funding and credibility</b>. All previous reasons to keep this abomination should be disregarded because per <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:IAR">WP:IAR</a> it does not improve the encyclopedia in any way, but damages it in the several ways specified.
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<span class="author"> - "Selery"</span><br>
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[The GNAA is a bunch of] people who work to make Wikipedia a hostile environment for blacks.
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<span class="author"> - "Selery"</span><br>
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I have been a Wikipedian for a year now, and because the GNAA will obviously not stop at anything to see my removal from this site, I have decided to retire. I wish the project the best of luck.
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<span class="author"> - Andrew C., Montgomery, Alabama</span><br>
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Sex, sex, and more sex. That's all I can say after being in GNAA for only two weeks. I went from 5.4 inches to 8 inches in those two weeks. I am more than amazed by the way GNAA has transformed my life. GNAA gave me more penetration and a longer lasting erection than ever before. Thank You! I am singing your praises all the way from San Francisco to Boston.
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<span class="author"> - Seth T., San Francisco, California</span><br>
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I've been embarrassed about my small penis size my entire life. I've tried pumps, creams, and nothing works. Thanks goodness for GNAA - 6 weeks later, and my life has been transformed. I didn't gain 3 inches, I put on 4! Those have been the 4 most important inches of my life. Thank you, thank you! I hope more people discover your organization.
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<span class="author"> - Alex J., Austin, Texas</span><br>
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My flaccid size is almost twice what it used to be, the GNAA works wonders! I have never gotten results this easily before, the GNAA delivered on each of its promises. Joining the GNAA is the best decision I have ever made.
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<span class="author"> - Alex F., Orlando, Florida</span><br>
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I had been struggling my whole life with my tiny penis. After reading countless articles on penis enlargement, I stuck with the people that had the most credibility. I wanted to get extra girth and that's what the GNAA gave me. Thank You, GNAA.
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<span class="author"> - Pete F., Detroit, Michigan</span><br>
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I learned that the curve in my penis was unhealthy, the GNAA straightened it out and I now have an average sized penis. The service didn't end after I joined the GNAA, they were with me all the way. I'm 48 years old and all I can say is that GNAA has given me that extra bit of "oomph" I needed. Now I have my confidence back and am currently dating a younger man.
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<span class="author"> - Moe K., Albany, New York</span><br>
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I was a closet lesbian for 24 years before I came out, all thanks to the GNAA! They have helped me tremendously, not only with coming out but improving myself as a gay nigger and my life. They have been able to defend me from the white man's rage on several occasions with their top notch lawyers and supportive members. Without the GNAA I don't think I would be able to survive the white man's hatred. If you are a gay nigger, you should join instantly. I don't go a day without thanking them!
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<span class="author"> - Camdagnaisha J., New York</span><br>
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