title: LGBT is a scam
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# LGBT is NOT for lesbians, gays, bi's, nor trannies

Let me be honest, a few years back I got dumped by my GF, so to cope with my broken heart, I started taking things like bovarian ovaries, pueraria, testesteron blockers, and so on.\
Now I got a double D, my balls just dropped off by themselves after banding them, I don't know why, my already tiny Asian dick got so tiny, I need to finger myself every time I have to pee, because it shrunk to minus 7 cm, so I can even use a dildo on it...\
I'm feeling like a cute little loli in a red suit and all that...\
Oh, the LGBT mobsters finally went away? Good! Now I can finally stop joking, and write the article honestly again from this point on.

Of course what I wrote above is pure bullshit, but I have friends in all 4 letters, and they all hate LGBT.

## Lesians hate LGBT

A lesian friend said she hates LGBT because they give lesbians a bad name.

## Gays hate LGBT

Gay friends hate LGBT, one of them even got outright cancelled by them for his political views, so he started one of those "gayservatives" groups.

## Bi's hate LGBT

They just do.

## Trannies hate LGBT

The trannies hate LGBT even more than the others, because most of the violence, outREEge, and everything you see from those rainbow terrorists are literally men with beards in a dress getting "offended" when you call him by male pronounce.\
And I know many kinds of trannies, MTF's, FTM's, even a MTFTM (so a dude taking lots of estrogen to grow boobs, do a chopadicktomy, only to then live on testesteron for the rest of his life, but with tits and a pussy).

## Let's Go Brandon is transphobic

L Let's\
G Go\
B Brandon\
T ????

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