title: FALI: Randland
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# Randland is a fake "freedom of speech" instance.

[About page](https://randland.party/about).

Immediately starts with the claim that they're a free speech platform, what follows next is nothing but censorship.

> Please refrain from:

Here we go...

> 1. Being intolerant.

Depends on what you mean by that.

> 2. Using the wrong pronouns.

Wokeness, right from the start!\
Wokies are always pro-censorship, because free speech always hurts their feelings.

> 3. Posting anime.

No anime!?\
GAAAAAAY!!

> 4. Posting anything illegal.

Very subjective, just like number 1.

> 5. Posting pornography.

Do you mean real nudify, or whatever puritans consider to be "porn"?

> 6. Intentionally creating multiple accounts to circumvent people blocking you.

Thanks, you're basically admitting you have no right to freedom of speech if you're blocked...

> 7. Being a bot (unless you post unlisted and do not auto-follow).

I pass captcha's easily, so I guess I count as a bot...

> 8. Any account setup solely to advertise a product or service.

Does that include advertising articles on your own website, so you can actually say whatever you want uncensored without worrying about getting banned from your instance?

> What won't get you banned:

So there's a list of what won't get you banned?\
Doesn't that mean you're restricted speech?

> 1. Hurting someone's feelings.

And yet you're not allowed to use wrong pronouns...\
OK...

> 2. Unpopular opinions voiced respectfully.

Fair enough.

> 3. Anything that can be solved by a personal block.

So basically everything is allowed now, all the 8 "please refrain from"'s should be rendered void by that.

> 4. Cursing.

I like that, so OK.

> 5. Lewd jokes.

A literal contradiction to number 5 of "please refrain from".

> 6. A bot where all posts are unlisted.

Don't be a bot, unless you're a bot nobody can see.\
kek.
