Don't use dependencies, only standard libraries

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+title: Don't use dependencies, only standard libraries
+author: 寮
+date: 2023-02-14
+tags: technology,programming,webdev
+----
+BITCH!! Gimme chocolate!\
+It's Valentine's Day!
+
+As you guys already know, I hate dependencies.\
+I write all functionality by myself, unless I absolutely need to use a dependency (for example ncurses for desktop programs, or SDL for video games, or MySQL for web development).\
+But what if I told you that all these dependencies, including the absolutely necessary ones, are all written using standard libraries?\
+And if not, then it has a chain of dependencies, and at the very end of it it's pure standard libraries.
+
+Especially Javascript and Python programs are ALWAYS massive dependency hells, even if you only initialize a JS project, so you only initialize a new Vue.js, Alpine.js, or whatever other engine you're using, it's already pulling in hundreds of Mebibytes of unwanted cruft, only to display a blank page of nothingness, it's absolutely absurd!\
+Though it's kind of understandable, since both languages are commonly used by people who don't know how to code, don't know how computers work, and only want to make a quick buck, while both languages are pretty much empty (only a few basic keywords and nothing else).
+
+But I'm seeing the same shit with PHP, which is more likely to be used by more advanced programmers/computer users, and by default provides an abundance of functionality.\
+PHP is so complete, in my entire 20+ years of working in it I never pulled a single external dependency ever!\
+The only time I did work with PHP dependencies was when I got handed a frameworked PHP project that's full of bugs, and even then I never added any new dependencies, and if I did finger with the dependencies, I only ever reduced the amount of dependencies.\
+But despite that, there's still things like Composer and Packagist, and a lot of dependencies available for download.\
+I just can't get the point...
+
+To me there's no such a thing as "traditional development" and "modern development".\
+To me there's only the right way of programming, and the wrong way of programming.\
+Everything soydevs consider "modern development" is pretty much the wrong way.
+
+EYE BREAK!!\
+![](http://ass.ryocafe.site/__nekomata_okayu_and_inugami_korone_hololive_drawn_by_kkato__sample-25536e588342f663055d06e4a0eaee6a.jpg)
+
+If you have to verify by yourself, just take any random framework as-is, inspect the dependencies it comes with by default, and follow the chain all the way down until you get to a project that has no dependencies at all.\
+You'll quickly see that standard libraries provide you everything you need in every single language.\
+In C and C++ that's the STD libraries, in Go that's FMT, in C# and Java that's System, PHP doesn't have a name for it because everything is already imported by default anyway.\
+C is known for not having strings, Go is known for not having arrays, Rust is known for not having nulls.\
+And you can still write implementations of these using their standard libraries.\
+For example, since PHP 8.0 there's the `str_starts_with()` function.\
+All this is, is this (for those who use PHP 7.4 or older):
+
+```php
+<?php
+  function str_starts_with ($haystack, $needle) {
+    return (string)$needle !== '' && strncmp($haystack, $needle, strlen($needle)) === 0;
+  }
+
+  $string = "Fuck you you fucking nigger";
+  echo "\"$string\" starts with \"Fuck you\": ".str_starts_with($string, "Fuck you")."\n";
+  echo "\"$string\" starts with \"fucking\": ".str_starts_with($string, "fucking")."\n";
+?>
+```
+
+Let's rewrite the same thing in C:
+
+```c
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+int str_starts_with (char* haystack, char *needle) {
+  return needle != "" && strncmp(haystack, needle, strlen(needle)) == 0 ? 1 : 0;
+}
+
+int main () {
+  char* string = "Fuck you you fucking nigger";
+  printf("\"%s\" starts with \"Fuck you\": %d\n", string, str_starts_with (string, "Fuck you"));
+  printf("\"%s\" starts with \"fucking\": %d\n", string, str_starts_with (string, "fucking"));
+
+  return 0;
+}
+```
+
+Output:
+```
+"Fuck you you fucking nigger" starts with "Fuck you": 1
+"Fuck you you fucking nigger" starts with "fucking": 0
+```
+
+And in Go:
+
+```go
+package main
+
+import (
+  "fmt"
+  "strings"
+)
+
+func main () {
+  str := "Fuck you you fucking nigger"
+  fmt.Printf("\"%s\" starts with \"Fuck you\": %t\n", str, strings.HasPrefix(str, "Fuck you"))
+  fmt.Printf("\"%s\" starts with \"fucking\": %t\n", str, strings.HasPrefix(str, "fucking"))
+}
+```
+
+Output:
+```
+"Fuck you you fucking nigger" starts with "Fuck you": true
+"Fuck you you fucking nigger" starts with "fucking": false
+```

src/blog/writing-cock-correctly/index.md

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+title: How to write a Code of Conduct correctly (no meme edition)
+author: 寮
+date: 2023-02-13
+tags: coding,programming,bloat,
+----
+If you've read this blog enough, you'll know my stance on Code of Conducts in general:
+1. They're a waste of time.
+2. They destroy projects.
+3. It's bloat.
+
+And in general, CoCks are a controversy in itself, they're always designed to deprive everyone of fun, and create a hostile environment in which developers, users, and everybody else need to constantly walk on eggshells, and any miliscule """violation""" gets you cancelled for life.\
+[Which is why my Code of Conduct is basically just a meme](/codeofconduct/).\
+You can however make a serious CoCk that's actually reasonable.\
+What a CoCk needs is:
+1. Filename is "CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md", so that Goyhub (and maybe Gitlab too, I wouldn't be surprised if they did) can recognize it and add a fancy emblem to the project's main page.
+2. Title is "Code of Conduct", though variations are possible.
+3. Say what's considered good and bad behavior.
+4. Sign off.
+5. Preferrably jump into an active volcano and have regrets for being such a fucking janny while your soul is on its way to hell.
+
+## Wall of Shame
+
+First let's take a look at examples of how it should NOT be (I2P-only, random order), so we have a little wall of shame, like if hosting on Goyhub alone wasn't shameful enough:
+1. [Zig](http://goyhub.i2p/file/ziglang/zig/master/.github/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+2. [Mastosoc](http://goyhub.i2p/file/mastodon/mastodon/main/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+3. [Electron](http://goyhub.i2p/file/electron/electron/main/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+4. [TypeScript (and Microshaft as a whole)](http://goyhub.i2p/file/microsoft/TypeScript/main/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+5. [Misskey](http://goyhub.i2p/file/misskey-dev/misskey/develop/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+6. [PeerTube](http://goyhub.i2p/file/Chocobozzz/PeerTube/develop/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+7. [Tor](http://goyhub.i2p/file/torproject/tor/main/CODE_OF_CONDUCT)
+8. [SoystemD](http://goyhub.i2p/file/systemd/systemd/main/docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+9. [Krita (and KDE as a whole)](http://goyhub.i2p/file/KDE/krita/master/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md)
+
+## The correct way of making a Code of Conduct
+
+The one below is literally all you need.
+
+```md
+# Code of Conduct
+
+By contributing to this project, you agree that we assume you're a responsible adult who knows how to code.\
+The development team is not responsible for babysitting the community, and if you don't like that, then do not join,\
+and either fork this project and make your own, or make your own from scratch.
+```
+
+And that's literally all you need!\
+In a development project, all what should matter is that you can contribute code, and everything else is irrelevant.

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