Don't drink and stay up late at night trying to solve nasty problems,
one just might decide writing a from-scratch JSON parser is the right
thing to do. Instead of diving into nuances of existing solutions within
the standard library and leveraging those.
I am only committing this to history so that I can immediately delete it
afterwards. As insurance against anyone trying to glorify this work
as the product of some genius, I can point to this and say "yeah, some
genius this guy is".
Saturday-morning coffee-drinking me is laughing at Friday-night
beer-drinking me.
Note that if this project gets serious I won't pollute the git history
like this. But as the project is young enough that most won't care about
this early history, I feel like enshrining some self-deprecating humor
into deep history is OK.