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58 行
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title: BLAST FROM THE PAST!! Rules of the internet
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author: 寮
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date: 2022-06-14 19:12:00
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tags: blog,meme,internet
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threadid: AKTZnTapFTespq46qG
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For the zoomers out there, these were the rules of the internet back in the early 2000s, so right before idpol started infecting the internet as we knew it.\
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So this is a refresher for us millenials and genx-ers, and maybe you zoomers can apply these rules too to make the internet great again.\
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None of the rules below are based on my own opinions, it's literally a carbon copy from 4chan, therefore it does not necessarily reflect my opinions.
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1. Do not talk about /b/
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2. Do NOT talk about /b/
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3. We are Anonymous
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4. Anonymous is legion
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5. Anonymous never forgives
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6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
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7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
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8. There are no real rules about posting
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9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjou your ban
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10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
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11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily by ignored
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12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
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13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
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14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
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15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
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16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
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17. Every win fails eventually
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18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
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19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
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20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
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21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
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22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
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23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
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24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
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25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
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26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
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27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
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28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
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29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
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30. There are no girls on the internet
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31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
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32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
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33. Lurk more - it's never enough
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34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
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35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
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36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
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37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
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38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
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39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
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41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
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42. Nothing is Sacred
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43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
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44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
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45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
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46. There is always furry porn of it.
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47. The pool is always closed.
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