Ever since the great censoring of the internet started back in 2017, lots of people on especially Big Tech got forced to walk on ever more fragile eggshells just to not get banned, so they had to come up with alternative words like "jab" instead of "vaccine", or "the hard one" instead of "penis", or "happy fun time" instead of "concentration camp", and so on.\
Other people also on these platforms got inspired, and started renaming brands into words that at the same time accurately describe what they truly are, like "Goolag" instead of "Google", "Commiefornia" instead of "California", or "soyence" instead of "science".
Some might notice that I say "ASS" in all caps on words that use this letter combination, like "ASSociate", "ASS-ASSination", "ASSume", and so on, but that's just a fun thing.\
Same with "ANALysis" instead of "analysis", "HOMOcide" instead of "homicide" or "HOMOner" instead of "home owner", or "DICKtator" instead of "dictator", just a fun thing to do.\
Therefore, Adult Diaper League is a more appropriate name for these motherfuckers.
<h2id="airstripone">Airstrip One</h2>
From the (supposed) fiction 1984 (written in 1949, mind you) where the UK was called "Airstrip One".\
Meaning: the UK\
Current year UK really looks like Airstrip One from 1984, so I thought the name is pretty appropriate.
<h2id="ausjailia">Ausjailia</h2>
From DollarVigilante.\
Meaning: Australia\
Australia is once again a prison island, therefore Aus**jail**ia.
<h2id="boomer">Boomer</h2>
General word.\
Meaning: anyone born between 1945 and 1960, or someone who absolutely refuses to adapt to changes, because they've always done something that way, and will therefore never do it a different way.
<h2id="brandon">Brandon</h2>
From MSNBC.\
Meaning: Joe Biden\
During an interview with an F1 racer who was called Brandon Brown, the crowd in the background was very clearly yelling "FUCK JOE BIDEN!! *clap clap clap* FUCK JOE BIDEN!! *clap clap clap*".\
Then the camera drone went over them and the interviewer from MSNBC said "look at all those fans, they're all saying "Let's go Brandon"" (or something like that), which the entire world had to laugh at so hard, it became a meme.\
Since then, everyone started referring Brandon to Biden, for example "The Biden Administration" became "The Brandon Administration", or "Joe Biden said this" became "Brandon said this".\
A terrorist group that's 98% white and 2% black, all rich zellots paid by George Soros, that appear to only exist once every 4 years (more specifically, during the last 6 months of the presidential election in the USA).\
All they're doing is burning buildings down, looting businesses, and murdering innocent people "to stand for black people".
<h2id="censorstation">CensorStation</h2>
From: RagingGoldenEagle.\
Meaning: PlayStation\
Sony is censoring their platform so hard, it's ridiculous.
They're using the exact same tactics as what they used during the AIDS scamdemic, which was led by the very same Dr. Fauci that's leading the COVID-19 scamdemic.\
Also, [everyone who took the lethal injection in 2021 has AIDS](https://video.076.ne.jp/w/tzK3ysmaXYMzV2UufD7YLs).
<h2id="crapple">Crapple</h2>
Made up by myself.\
Meaning: Apple\
Man, that company went downhill so much since Steve Jobs died!
Sometimes also known as "CuckCuckGone", this search engine has always been praised for being this ultimate privacy friendly, neutral, and censorship-less search engine, despite being caught [red](https://torrentfreak.com/duckduckgo-removes-pirate-sites-and-youtube-dl-from-its-search-results-220415/) [handed](https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/DuckDuckGo-gone-WOKE/5-2491000/) [many](https://nitter.unixfox.eu/montreal_girl/status/1348321568607391746) [times](https://digdeeper.neocities.org/ghost/search.html#ddg) before.\
However, it wasn't until the [Ukraine vs Russia psyop](https://video.076.ne.jp/c/lezluthor/videos) when their loyal users [finally noticed](https://slate.com/technology/2022/03/duckduckgo-russian-disinformation-downranking.html).
The privacy violating centralizer, centralizing the internet even more than Goolag and Amazon could possibly dream of, violating your privacy so hard that even The Zuck himself would be made jealous.\
The "cuck" part is from when they deplatformed The Daily Stormer, they didn't want to do so at first, because "neutral platform", but then they cucked out anyway, and have been censorious since then.
<h2id="currentyear">Current Year</h2>
From Justin Trudeau.\
Meaning: whatever the year is right now in clown world\
In his own words, "it's current year".\
Also, "current year plus (digit)" and "current year minus (digit)" are from RagingGoldenEagle.\
For example, if right now is the year 2022, "current year minus 2" means "2020", and "current year plus 8" means "2030".
Dispite popular beliefs, democracy has nothing to do with freedom.\
It's basically mob rule, most people are retarded, so if you have 2 wolves and 1 sheep deciding what's for dinner, then of course that 1 sheep will be the dinner.
The "let's centralize all the forums into a single, centralized chat app that glows in broad daylight".\
Given, they used to be more free speech when it started out (because of course), but as soon as governments started figuring out Discord, they cucked out HARD!!\
While I still find it bullshit they put everything in /usr/local/ENTIREFUCKINGFILESYSTEM, I really got to appreciate their ports collection and ZFS support.\
Also, I finally got X working, so I no longer need to rely on GhostBSD for desktop use, yay!
I renamed this word many times before, going from "3 letter agents" (from Rob Braxman) to "alphabetsoup agents" (from Raging Golden Eagle) to "glowies" (from Mental Outlaw), and now to "glowniggers".\
They're glowing in the dark, you can easily identify it's them even if they try so hard looking like so-called "alt right nazi's".\
Every time you see "alt right nazi's" doing Antifa or BLM types of stuff, it's most likely glowniggers trying to manufacture more fear porn for you to see on the mainstream media.
Meaning: somone who refuses to get into cryptocurrencies\
Their hypocrisy of refusing to ever get into cryptocurrencies because "non physical money" or "digital money", but they have no problems at all to use a bankcard or credit/debit card, which is also digital money.\
They instead prefer to get into gold.
<h2id="goolag">Goolag</h2>
From BlackPigeonSpeaks.\
Meaning: Google\
From Gulag, because they'll ban any type of dissent to the elites.
Who would have thought that the most evil super villain in the entire world is just some small, overweight, old computer nerd that sounds like Kermit the Frog?
<h2id="lesbianlinux">Lesbian GNU/Linux</h2>
Made up by myself.\
Meaning: Debian GNU/Linux\
Used to be the best Linux distro for servers until the whole systemd fiasco.\
More about it from [this guy](https://unixsheikh.com/articles/the-delusions-of-debian.html).
They're there to make you sick, compromise your immune system, or even kill you.\
And no, I don't believe in this whole shedding or microchip bullcrap, the only "evidence" we have came all from controlled opposition (so NSA members).
<h2id="lolifrog">Loli frog</h2>
Made up by myself.\
Meaning: TechnicalSuwako or テクニカル諏訪子\
The game character Suwako/諏訪子 is a loli that represents a frog.\
When I got to know Suwako for the first time, I didn't know her gender because she said "whichever you want to see me as", but she uses a loli character as her online persona, so I use female pronounce for her, because English relies on pronounce while Japanese doesn't.\
By the way, it's actually a dude in real life, I confirmed while offkaiing, but I'll continue to refer to her as a female regardless for online use, and male for offline use.
The copyright ([which is a scam](/scams/copyright)) mafia who singlehandedly caused far more damage to the entire internet than all governments combined.
<h2id="mankojaro">Mankojaro</h2>
From TechnicalSuwako (テクニカル諏訪子).\
Meaning: Manjaro\
Manko (マンコ) means "vagina" in Japanese.\
I don't necessarily dislike Manjaro, but they do make [quite some bad decisions](/blog/recommended-linux-distro/#manjaro).\
I used to say "Micro$oft" since it's more on par with what the Linux community is saying.\
But it's limited to just text, while "Microshaft" can also be pronounced differently from "Microsoft", so I switched to that.
<h2id="newxiland">New Xiland</h2>
From DollarVigilante.\
Meaning: New Zealand\
New Zealand is entirely under Chinese control, which is ruled by our favorite honey bear, Xi Jing Ping.
<h2id="niggerlist">Niggerlist</h2>
Made up by myself.\
Meaning: blacklist\
Just a word play, nothing else.\
While most NPCs started censoring the word "blacklist" into "disallowlist" or "denylist" just to not make a reference to black people (because apparently it does for whatever reason?), I decided to go to the opposite direction and double down on the apparent reference just to troll these NPCs.
<h2id="nipponnohakaikabusikigaisya">Nippon no Hakai Kabusikigaisya (日本の破壊株式会社, or The Destruction of Japan Corporation)</h2>
Made up by myself.\
Meaning: NHK, aka Nippon Housou Kyoukai (日本放送協会)\
Yet another garbage-tier government propaganda rag which all of Japan (rightfully so) hates, but at least they're useful to the gaijin trying to teach them a language they refuse to learn anyway.
Meaning: meeting someone you know from the internet in real life\
It's not really a made up word, it's simply オフ会 in Japanese, so I simply imported that word into English since it's far shorter to say that than its meaning.
Ever since TechnicalSuwako got censored by Odysee for uploading video game videos with a loli in it back in May 2021, I've been warning about the direction they're taking.\
As soon as censorship exists, it WILL expand out, which is why you should always be against censorship, even if you agree with what they censor now, because before you know it, it'll come after what you don't want to see censored.\
And I was right yet again, because since then they're seemingly been doubling down, and now that they even put fiat currencies above their own crypto token (basically admitting that their token is worthless!), it's a clear sign of them being pussies against the powers they claimed to oppose.
<h2id="planetfucker">Planetfucker</h2>
From JapanAnon (チャノさん)\
Meaning: climate change activist\
[Hypocrites](/scams/climate-change) that fly in with their private jets to lecture the world how travelling by airplane is a bad idea.\
The LGBT community is what gives actual lesbians, gays, bis, and transsexuals a very bad name, they use violence, they make everybody's lives miserable just to get their point across, so the term "rainbow terrorist" is much more appropriate to describe them for who they really are.\
And the "rainbow" part comes from the rainbow flag they're using.
<h2id="reeedit">REEEdit</h2>
From RagingGoldenEagle.\
Meaning: Reddit\
It's dominated by REEEing SJW's, that's why.
<h2id="reeetardera">REEEtard Era</h2>
From RagingGoldenEagle.\
Meaning: Resetera\
NeoGAF 2.0, all the bad actors within the gaming industry have an account on there.\
Literally ALL OF THEM!!
<h2id="religiousboomer">Religious boomer</h2>
From RagingGoldenEagle.\
Meaning: authoritarian right winger\
Hypocrites who think they're free speech absolutists, while in reality they only allow conservatism and Christianity, because literally everything else is "demonic" according to them, and thus they think everything outside of these 2 realms should be banned.
<h2id="rngtest">RNG Test</h2>
From TechnicalSuwako (テクニカル諏訪子).\
Meaning: PCR Test\
The PCR test is not a test, it's literally a random number generator (RNG).
PCR検査は検査ツールではない。ただの乱数発生器(英語:random number generator)ばかりだ。
<h2id="roshan">Roshan</h2>
From HattonGames.\
Meaning: Russia or Russian\
Roshan is one of the major characters in Dota 2, at the end of a [back then viral video](http://jewtube.i2p/watch?v=9qbp2F-wN5M) of a Brit having Russians on his team, he asked one of them "you do Roshan?" to which a Russian player responded with "you suck Russian dick".
Probably some college/university graduate on a MacBook at a Starbucks who picked up JavaScript and/or Python during university, as recommended by their brainwasher, I mean teacher.
<h2id="soyence">Soyence</h2>
From RagingGoldenEagle.\
Meaning: Science based on feelings rather than merit\
What the covAIDS scamdemic has taught us over the past 2 years is that science is basically useless.\
Science used to be individuals who come up with a question, and are being challenged to experiment to see what the answer will become.\
Nowadays, it's individuals who got handed the prepared answer by the government, and are being asked to make up some bullshit question that theoretically leads to that bullshit answer they already have.
Ever since Sony moved it's PlayStation HQ from Tokyo to California in 2015, all of the sudden PlayStation, which used to be a safehaven for the otaku people, went extremely next level woke, and kept doubling down since then.\
The levels of soy went so through the roof, many former PlayStation fans jumped off the already sinking ship, and went to PC and Nintendo Switch exclusively.
Meaning: someone who either is advocating for using a certain technology while he or she won't use it him- or herself, or advocates for an alternative technology that's basically the same as or worse than "the evil technology"\
I wrote an entire article on it: [Are you a Tech Jew?](/blog/are-you-a-tech-jew/)
The Eww is the EU, because they're all about power, it's a globalist as fuck orgo, deliberately destroying Europe from the inside out, which is absolutely disgusting.
<h2id="ussa">USSA</h2>
From DollarVigilante.\
Meaning: United (Socialist) States of America/USA\
Dispite the claims, the USA is among the least free countries in the world, plagued by regulations.\
It's by far the most regulated country on earth, and yet the Americans just allow it all to happen.\
It's nothing different from the Soviet Union (USSR), therefore USSA is a wordplay on USSR.
Chinese internet users noted that Xi Jing Ping looks an awful lot like Winnie The Pooh, and Xi went like "[NOOOOOOOOOOO!!](http://jewtube.i2p/watch?v=zKvDciZWOKI)".